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You are viewing the most recent 12 entries November 4th, 200703:58 pm: {x X x . -16- . x X x}
Alright alright. Cat's outta the damn bag--it was a joke. Allll the murdering, the cops, the staying in the rooms: it was a joke. I was even going to die too, but unfortunately the timing didn't work out. Sob, I know you all would have been devastated considering you all seemed to hate my guts for having the damn aprty in hte first place. Now, before I get the whining brigade, or the people that are undoubtedly going to curse me out, let's explain. 1. It was Halloween, hence the extravagance with the deaths and all. 2. If people really did pay attention, they would have noticed that the "cops" actually weren't wearing any sort of Amsterdam police gear-rather an Ootori symbol. Lovely little detail, ey~? 3. Did you all stop to think about what this did for everyone? Yes it scared the shit out of you all. Yes it upset some people. Yes it was hard to handle. BUT, it did all stop you from bitching and moaning about the rules and just sit back and appreciate each other for company, support, and in a way--working together through a problem. That's what I want. Is people all working together to solve problems instead of dumping a load of shit onto me and Kyouya for enforcing rules that--I repeat and sound like a broken record for the umpteenth time--have been around since the doors were freshly painted and kicked open the first time. STRESS RELIEVER. POINT-PROVER. THE END. 4. We got you pretty damn good, huh? 5. If you're still sore about it in the morning blame Reno--a lot of it was his idea too. Now, because we care, there IS a reward for all this on two counts. (Watch me get on my sopabox for a second here). There were a few people specifically who displayed a significant amount of courage, insight, and a drive to get to the bottom of the situation no matter the cost. I (and Kyouya) feel that these individuals deserve recognition for acting as they did in times of crisis. Those individuals are: Near : Extensive research and theorizing on the entire situation. I was quite impressed~. Wolfwood : Determination to get to the killer and extract justice, as well as investigation on each murder. But yeah, you can still go ahead and call me a bastard too if you want. Fye : Being able to cope through a past event in relation to this one, not to mention being hit pretty hard since the first murder was right outside your door. So what does this get you? Basically Kyouya and I want a break. Being dead wasn't much of a break, since he was really sitting off somewhere in hiding for the most part. We want a week. To do nothing but relax. Therefore we've taken time to set up a camping trip of sorts--yes, a camping trip in southern Amsterdam--in which the three of you, me, Kyouya, and Reno will alllll be driving to and ultimately setting up for about 6 days. I've already checked it out, made the necessary inputs, etc. It's fucking gorgeous and if you don't believe me I'll hand out pamphlets for fuck's sake. Everyone will be allowed to pick ONE person of their choice to accomnpany them, be it protector, customer, fellow employee, drunk off the street, mom, whatever. ONE PERSON. Keep in mind you'll most likely be sharing a tent with said person. To everyone else! You get yourselves a free week. No work, no servicing, no nothing. Relax, buy yourself something nice with the paychecks I'm writing before we take off, and HAVE A GODDAMN BALL. Got it memorized~? Oh and uh--I'm off my soapbox now. You can all make with the comments. ((OOC: YES, to those three players, we are going to be logging it. If you seriously don't want your character to go camping then say so, but IT'S GONNA BE LOADS OF FUN. We'll have more details on when, where, and how when Nikki gets back. ♥
NICELY DONE TO EVERYONE THOUGH WHO THEORIZED. XD I was really impressed personally.))
October 30th, 200710:48 pm: {x X x . -15- . x X x}
Soooo. Halloween party tomorrow. Now maybe you don't wanna hear this, but yes, it's mandatory. Sure, everything hit us hard. But we gotta move on sometimes, yeah? I know it's what they'd want. Well, Reno would anyway. Let me just get this out there as it stands, (hopefully) to wrap up some loose ends. No the police didn't catch the killer. No, we don't know the reasons behind anything aside from some fucked up messages and anonymous comments floating around. But it's been a longer span of time between the last murder and now. I'm thinking...things have calmed. I've got some ideas regarding the people that were killed. As much as I hate to say it, it's quite possible that it was someone within the Pavillion walls who did it. That would explain Kyouya--after all, this person was pretty sore about the rules that have been around since the doors opened being reinforced more heavily. So they offed the clearest, most influential source of this problem. Where does that leave Reno and Yazoo? I'll be honest, Reno was my best friend. I've been working with the guy since I can remember, been friends with him even longer, and fuck, he's the real creator behind Babylon. We were business partners too. So he had a lot more influence and power than anyone else that would have walked in here. And frankly, someone couldn't take that. They didn't like it, maybe they cried themselves to sleep at night and thought it just wasn't fair, but you now what? Reno's worked his ass off and he was one of the only people I could count on. Good man, good life lost. Yazoo? Victim of circumstance. Unfortunate, but...Reno (for god knows what reasons) seemed to like spending time with him and Yazoo wasn't complaining too much on the receiving end. (Ha ha. You can laugh at that if you want.) But I think the worst is over. Really. If the killer is out there, he has no one else to go after for insurrections or reinforcements, unless you count me. Which, for the record---don't worry, I don't plan getting myself murdered anytime soon. Still so much time~. Back to the point? Let's get out there tomorrow night and send these guys off with a bang, not to mention start bringing business to the focus. We're gonna be reopening here. And I plan on staying open.
October 27th, 200710:25 pm:
I'm guessing you're all used to it now--but....there's been another murder. Even though you all know what that means I'll say it again: The police are on their way for interrogtating, stay with your protectors/in groups in your rooms, and no exceptions under any circumstances to ANYTHING. Rest in Peace man, I'm gonna miss you.
October 23rd, 200708:50 pm: ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL EMPLOYEES
ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES--THE MIDNIGHT SILK PAVILLION IS ONCE AGAIN ON LOCK-DOWN STATUS. Please report to your rooms immediately, protectors stationed at the door, and NO ONE SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE. There's been another murder tonight, and the police are on their way. No other inquires need to be made at the moment. THERE SHOULD BE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE. Everyone needs to be with SOMEone.
October 20th, 200710:43 pm: URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT
Alright. Things have....settled, as much as they can since last night. While I'm not tied up at the moment in investigative reports and the like, I'm guessing you all want to know what the fuck is going on. Kyouya--yes your manager, scheduler, coordinator, budgeter, Kyouya, is....he's dead. It was confirmed last night at 12:46 P.M. by our own doctor Kabuto, as well as the paramedics that arrived. After analysis and the collection of evidence, his body is now in transit to a morgue for any clues to the causes of death or anything that can be used. In lieu of this, however, I'm at least a little happier to announce that someone is currently being held in custody as the prime suspect of his murder. Hopefully then, we can all put this to rest. I'm gonna ask that protectors and hustler's still continue to remain in their rooms as much as possible, If you have no protector, pair up, do whatever you need to try to avoid being alone. Curfew hours are being changed as well--everyone in their room by 8:00. NO EXCEPTIONS. AT ALL. Just because someone is in custody doesn't necessarily mean there aren't accomplices, or that it's the real murderer. In conclusion, I would just like to take a moment to commemorate Kyouya. And no, I'm not the right person to be doing this. But without Kyouya, there's so many times this place would have fallen apart, or maybe I would have been asphyxiated under all the paperwork and billing information around here. Saying he was one of the best businessmen, entrepreneurs, and coordinators just isn't doing him justice. Even though I know you all didn't like him so much after the rules were enforced like they're, you know, supposed to be, he was still an associate and even a friend at times. Maybe you won't miss him--hell I wouldn't actually buy it if some of you did, but I sure as hell will. Rest in Peace Kyouya.
October 19th, 200708:19 pm:
ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES. NO ONE LEAVES THE FUCKING HOUSE TONIGHT. NO ONE. YOU GOT IT? I WANT ALL THE EMPLOYEES INSIDE--WHORES ESPECIALLY, PROTECTORS AT THE DOORS NOW. MOVE YOUR ASSES--I AM SO FUCKING SERIOUS. You want an explanation? Someone's died, okay. There you fucking go. No one leaves until the police get here. So sit down, shut the fuck up--bond, tell stories, I don't care but YOU'RE ALL HERE TONIGHT and YOU ALL need to be under surveillance. Questions later. Kabuto--I need to see you ASAP.
September 28th, 200705:50 pm: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
THIS WOULD BE IN BIG FUCKING FLASHY LETTERS IF I COULD MANAGE. PAY ATTENTION, THAT MEANS ALL OF YOU, YEAH YOU READING THIS. I'm getting pretty fucking tired of all the whining going on around here lately. And I'm also getting really fucking tired of the excuses I'm hearing. I've been running this place for much longer than all of you have had your fannies in here. So excuse me, but it's more than a little aggravating to have you all tell me that "operations" from above--a.k.a. me and Kyouya are the ones to blame for the lack of profits lately. Lack of profit isn't coming from our end. It's yours. Bottom line. Just because YOU are at the same rate of business you've always been doesn't mean YOU'RE the only source of the problem. Yeah you might be good at what you do, but you sure as hell aren't the best and ONE change isn't going to impact the whole thing. It is OVERALL performance. So it might not be you. It might be you and you're in denial. Point? IT'S HAPPENING REGARDLESS! EY, what do you know? People have been getting ready for weddings, engagements, inhaling aphrodisiacs, wacking off with each other and fucking around and that's not even all of it-- more than a little. Have I said anything about it? No, I was giving you all the benefit of the doubt and thinking you must be keeping yourselves occupied and not letting the rest of the House down. Guess I won't be giving you all the benefit of the doubt again. The rules have always been posted. This isn't me on my high horse feeling like being a dictator all of a sudden. I was just being kind enough to turn a blind eye to all the shit that goes on around here. Really this is nothing new. And just a little word of advice to those of you that are going to pull the "what about love/relationships/romance/healthy/posit ive influences/etc./blah blah fairy tale dreams", my response is this: You work at a place like the Pavillion, it doesn't happen. I've seen it tried in the past multiple times and guess what? It never fucking works out. On another but still related note--each and every one of you is not here to satisfy someone else working at this establishment. You're here to benefit the customers. Kyouya said it before, they come here to satisfy their own needs and get away from drama. You making it amongst yourselves is counterproductive. Call me a bastard/prick/asshole/incompassionate son of a bitch/what have you, you can even say it to my face. But I'm right. I've been there, done that. So get over it and step up, or get the hell out. Like I said once before, the door is open and I'll let you walk out willingly if that's what you choose. Savvy?
September 22nd, 200709:03 pm: {x X x . -09- . x X x}
For those of you that worried--my face is just great thanks. Ribs? Not so much, but getting there~. But since that's all been said and done I'll let it alone. You know who you are, you asshole you~. So there's mainly three important things I wanna point out here. First of all, aside from Babylon, we've opened up a new sorta shindig to generate some more interest around here. It's--alright all of you sit down and get ready for this--a diner. Yeah you read that right, a diner. We're calling it 50's Nishiki. Why 50, you may ask. Why not something logical, something like "69". Because, it's--wait for it--a 50's diner. Makes sense no? So while I won't expect you to put on poodle skirts and roller blades, I WILL be expecting you all to be--this is good I promise--in costume. And even better? Protectors get costumes too. So now that you all are jumping for joy, you can come sign up in my office. If I get too many people, we'll rotate waiters weekly. If I don't get enough, prepare to be picked at random. Next item on the agenda--Wolfram and Yuri? Speaking of my office, both of you should make it snappy and get down in it within the next hour. And finally--a general note to you all. Business has been slow. This is me being nice and saying maybe we all need a good kick in the pants. Or else, who knows what other drastic changes I might have to install? As always, you can feel free to hit me with your comments. You all will anyway, and no you can't come down to my office and actually attempt to bash my head in. Reno would have already tried, we're just gentleman~. Current Mood: productive Current Music: Marilyn Manson- Slutgarden September 15th, 200711:21 pm: .......
........There aren't enough fucking words in the goddamn dictionary for this shit. Reno? You're a fucking asshole. Just thought I should let you know. In other news, the Masquerade was a success. I think you all deserve gold stars. Stellar performances, all around. Now where the hell is the ice in this place?
August 28th, 200711:02 pm: {x X x . -07- . x X x}
Here's a little announcement. This here? It's a whorehouse you're all in. If you're on the way up it means you'reall going to have to...you know, whore. If this isn't what you thought it was, then do me, and more importantly yourself, a favour and get the fuck out. Really, I'm not stopping anyone. Go on. Door's unlocked and everything. ( Private//Unhackable )Current Mood: indescribable August 26th, 200711:21 pm: {x X x . -06- . x X x}
Hey hoes. ...Don't even, it's too perfect not to say and I'm in a good mood. So finally, formally, and funnily enough, I'm announcing the Masq. Starts Friday evening, 5:00 P.M. and ends whenever the fuck you want it to. In other personal news, I'm trying something a little different~. You can all look forward to it. I know, some of you think I'm hot, some of you think I'm uglier than a donkey's ass, but I can try too. I'm the boss and I'm not about to go pull on a vinyl corset, but hey, I gotta change it up sometimes. See you all at the Masq, don't hesitate to try and harrass me for details until then. You may or may not be successful. Later~. Current Mood: energetic Current Music: Count Basie- From Russia With Love August 20th, 200707:30 pm: {x X x . -05- . x X x}
Yo~. Alright! Back to the regularly scheduled sort of thing~. You can't blame me for wanting to wish a good guy a really fucking A+ night. So it looks like two big things I'm hearing around are: 1. More Masquearade questions. -Yawn. Guys, this isn't the apocalypse behind the facade of a bunch of feathers. It's called publicity. Socialization. Major announcements and unveilings. Got it memorized~? -Great. To further clarify, it's mandatory for all my lovely employees. And the ones who don't consider themselves lovely in order to get out of it. That means everyone. -Attire is formal. If you're performing, obviously make the necessary exceptions, but get something else to wear later on. Oh--and of course, the point of a Masquerade is to wear a mask. And stuff. You'll all catch on, you're good like that. -No escorts necessary, so don't start freaking out if you haven't been "asked". -When is it? Soon~. Get your act together by the weekend to be safe for when I really spring it on you all~. Moving on ----------------> 2. Protectors having some difficulties. -This one's easy. Lay it all on me and I'll flesh it out. Questions, curses, death wishes, raunchy outings you don't think were allowed...seriously, come get it all out. I'm not liable for what my "solution" is, though. Annnnd that'd be it. You must all be saying, "Oh tosh Axel, there's so much more you could have said!" Sure there is! .... Okay, I really just wanted to use "tosh" in a sentence. Now that'd be all. Current Mood: amused Current Music: Combichrist- This Shit Will Fuck You Up |